In my previous post about those whom make me suspicious, I forgot to include a very important category:
Outdoorsy People. Now, I enjoy being outside as much as the next fairly inactive, pasty white person--but I just don't trust these outdoorsy types! Maybe it's because I really enjoy going on walks but I hate going on hikes. Why would you want to ruin a perfectly good walk through a nice neighborhood or the park with all kinds of rocks and prickly things that get stuck in your socks and possibly, like, rattle snakes or bears or something? Plus, when you're hiking you have to spend so much damn time looking at your feet to make sure that you don't trip over some nature crap that you forget to look up at all the nature crap around your torso/head area--which is the prettiest area for nature crap, I'm told. Also, why do you want to carry a bunch of heavy shit in a backpack and spend the next two weeks saving your used toilet paper in a bag? Why?? Again, this is a category of people which contains numerous personal friends of mine...but I still find it suspicious. Give me a night or two of car camping and I'm a happy "nature enthusiast." Suspicion!
Comments