fyi: the tv edition; or, i swear i don't actually spend all of my time watching shitty television

1) This commercial makes me laugh out loud every goddamn time I see it:

2) I really hate Daisy from Rock of Love 2.  Yes, I realize that I shouldn't even be watching such a piece of crap reality show, but I just can't help myself...At any rate, Daisy has an extremely annoying voice, plus she looks like a Gelfling.  See?

3) Also, while we're on the subject of RoL2, can we just talk about what a total douche Daisy's ex-boyfriend Charles looks like? 

I mean, look at the ultra-stylized facial hair...the meticulously pieced, choppy, dyed black hair...the totally fucking ridic hat-bandanna-wife beater-wrist warmer combo...and let's not forget the "edgy" and weirdly feminine eye makeup (which you can't actually see in this picture).  Wow.  Plus, he's dated one skanky piece of Gelfling-looking, botched plastic surgery trash.  Also, his name is Charles.  I'm shocked--shocked, I say!--that he hasn't changed his name to something more fitting of his obviously I'm-in-a-shitty-band-in-LA-and-my-only-dream-is-to-be-on-MTV lifestyle...like Brooklyn "Krust" Diamondz.  Or something.

4) I'm pleased as punch that ANTM got its act together after the snooze-fest that was last cycle.  Personally, I'm rooting for Claire.  And the total destruction of Dominique.

Comments

[Kristina]

i totally agree re: ANTM. i thought Tyra had jumped the sharks after last season. absolutely zero memorable characters. i started wishing for robyn or jade to come back. but this cycle is better and i am also rooting for claire. why has tyra not noticed that dominique looks about 40?

[Max Deployment]

Thanks for the comment about Sharles. Charles. Whatev. That dude...gack. You put it into words so much better than I could. Mostly I just stare in bewilderment. He's been living off Daisy for two years? Aren't they a sign of the Apocalypse?