the birds and the bees, preschool style.

The other day, one of the 3-year-old boys in my class walked up to me on the playground and stated, very earnestly:

"Did you know that when you get married?  And you have a baby?  The boy poops...he poops a lot of seeds out.  They go into the girl's belly.  That's how you make a baby.  He poops."

When I started laughing, he insisted (again, very seriously), "My Mom told me."

Well, yes, basically that's how it happens...